Hello world; I made this when I was a furry edgelord who wanted to show off (bad) art and be praised because I had no self-confidence... now I am just two of those things. Who reads these anyways? Well here's all I remember from The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe that I memorized in 6th grade: "Once upon a midnight dreary while I pondered week and weary over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore. As I paused, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. "Ah, tis some late night visitor said I, only this and nothing more."
Ah, distinctly I remember, it was in the bleak December. And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor." Well, that's all I can really remember, that and a lot of "Never more!" and stuff. Cool, how long can this Bio be anyways? I honestly thought it would force me to be a lot shorter. Maybe I'll have to copy/paste the Bee movie or Emoji movie script, but nah, those are dead memes. 👏👏 Meme review! 👏👏 Ah, emojis are allowed it seems! Subscribe to Pewdiepie and hit that bell by the way, and unsubscribe to T Series! I'm doing my part! Anyways it's almost 4am, I have class tomorrow... college is fun and all, but I can't wait for Thanksgiving break, oh yeah! The funny thing is that I'll be posting this as my bio, so people could be reading it all year round and it makes no sense because Thanksgiving will have already passed... or they don't live in America in which case they don't really get this at all... Fun Fact: I'm now a vice president in my fraternity! What? I'm in a fraternity? Yup! I know: it's weird since I'm not a partier, or a drinker, or an athlete, or a-moral, or cool in any way. But I'll have you know I'm a valuable member of my fraternity and everyone loves me there! They're all a bunch of nerds anyway so I fit right in. So, what other personal things should I share with the random weirdos who actually read through this bio? I know! How about that my real name isn't Mr. E. P. Erson? It's just a play on words, get it? Mr. E.= Mystery and P. Erson= Person! Boy am I clever! My IQ is 30000 because I watched Rick and Morty and it's definitely NOT an overrated show made popular by edgy middleschoolers who thought they were cool by watching a show with swearing and innapropriate humor and a main character who thinks he's better than everyone else... In all honesty though: it isn't a bad show either, just one that's okay. I might even say that I prefer Camp Camp. But maybe it's because I like David so much, he's pretty much the best character in the show, don't even @ me! Ugh I'm tired, btw, did you know it's my birthday in 5 days? I'm turning older than I was before, isn't that surprising? So how's my chronicle into madness as I try to reach the character limit of this Bio? I can't believe I'm actually wasting time I could be sleeping on this pointless thing. Why? It's not even funny! Okay... I think it's funny. Actually scratch that, I think it's hilarious! Making something so pointless that ither people look at it and think I'm crazy is just my kind of humor, and the less people who get my jokes, the better. I'm the kind of person who watches a video and laughs like crazy at it so I go and show someone else, but when they don't laugh, instead of feeling awkward, I just laugh even harder because the whole situation is ridiculous! Okay, I actually need to stop now, but I know the only way to get myself to do so is to have a sudden stop so bye.